Austin

Austin Whales has sex with Whales.

YO dawgy dawgs.

Yo dawg I heard you like yoyos. So i bought you a yoyo fo yo dog dawg so yo dawg can yoyo while you yoyo dawg

Word of the day 1/25/12

Today's word of the day is........ Bloody shits.

After jumping off his porch in only his boxers, Austin slipped on the ice and busted his ass, giving him the bloody shits later that day.

Salad Fingers

My team just raped some team from DC. 16-5 and 9-0. Owned. Anyways watched this video Friday and it might be the weirdest video ever.

Word of the Day 6/7/11

Haven't had a word of the day in a longgg longgg time. Austin's going to help me with this one.

Fruitgasm - the act of having an orgasm with fruit or while watching fruit

Austin had a huge fruitgasm while he watched Nick bite down on a banana on the bus.

Asian from The Hangover suicide bomb

Check it out at about 1:38

U Can't Touch This

Can't Touch This